My associate, Harry the Human (http://harrythehuman.harrythehumanpoliticalthoughtsfrombeyondthepale.com/) posted this today. He asked me to re-post it because he feels his experience would interest many people. D.L.
Hello readers, this is your faithful reporter, Harry the Human. Thanks to a technique I learned from Betty the Coyote Goddess [keep reading Harry the Human for more on Betty], I've been able to telepathically link to far away people. Most notably, I had this exchange with President Trump earlier today. I publish it here without comment. Harry the Human
Me: President Trump, some of the things you say don't make sense.
Trump: Such as?
Me: Well, I don't understand why you made fun of Rob Reiner and his wife after they were murdered. No one liked that, even most of your supporters. I didn't like it either. Since we're in this special, protected space, can you explain why you would do something like that?
Trump: Sure, Harry. I don't really have to please anyone any more- that's the beauty of being on top like I am. All of MAGA could turn against me, I wouldn't care. By the next presidential election I'll have started big major wars, and my critics will be too busy surviving to bother me about anything. As for Reiner, he criticized me. I hate when people do that. Don't you hate it when people criticize you?
Me: I don't enjoy it, but I don't laugh at their deaths. Do you worry that people will laugh at your death?
Trump: No. Quite frankly, I don't give a shit. Do you care what people will think about you when you're dead?
Me: Uhm, kind of.
Hello readers, this is your faithful reporter, Harry the Human. Thanks to a technique I learned from Betty the Coyote Goddess [keep reading Harry the Human for more on Betty], I've been able to telepathically link to far away people. Most notably, I had this exchange with President Trump earlier today. I publish it here without comment. Harry the Human
Me: President Trump, some of the things you say don't make sense.
Trump: Such as?
Me: Well, I don't understand why you made fun of Rob Reiner and his wife after they were murdered. No one liked that, even most of your supporters. I didn't like it either. Since we're in this special, protected space, can you explain why you would do something like that?
Trump: Sure, Harry. I don't really have to please anyone any more- that's the beauty of being on top like I am. All of MAGA could turn against me, I wouldn't care. By the next presidential election I'll have started big major wars, and my critics will be too busy surviving to bother me about anything. As for Reiner, he criticized me. I hate when people do that. Don't you hate it when people criticize you?
Me: I don't enjoy it, but I don't laugh at their deaths. Do you worry that people will laugh at your death?
Trump: No. Quite frankly, I don't give a shit. Do you care what people will think about you when you're dead?
Me: Uhm, kind of.
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